me: *drinks water* health god
i feel u
or like i want to
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
"what do you want to do with your life?"
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS
"son what do you think youre doing"
"not now mom i have to get popular with the Internet Teens!!!!!!!!"
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry