2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide
IM CRYING HE’S SO CUTE
"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute
"what’s that in your back seat…?" -the mechanic who was working on my car
nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.