“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
KHLOE DID NOT
i want to make friends but at the same time no
when you look inside the toilet before you flush
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
oh no it’s back
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.
@myself what the fuck are you doing
Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.