don't trust butterflies

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

my life is one big “wow ok”

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

frickmeliam:

KHLOE DID NOT

frickmeliam:

KHLOE DID NOT

tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

dutchster:

when you look inside the toilet before you flush

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adrians1:

adrians1:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

oh no it’s back

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?